Thursday, June 26, 2008

Germany and Turkey

Courtesy of this blog:

Berlin/deu

I watched the game in Kreuzberg, a part of Berlin mostly inhabited by Turkish and it was just amazing. The Turkish supported the Germans and likewise. The streets were packed with cheering people (from both sides) after the game. Just great! In would have loved to see Turkey vs. Germany in the finals. What a great game it would have been. Congratulations to the Turksih for a fighting so hard!!!!

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Berlin/deu

I cannot tell you what the spirit in Berlin was like this evening - all Turkey's goals were enthusiastically applauded by the audience in a restaurant where I watched the game - indeed cheered. Spontaneous applause.

The fireworks and the car horn blowing continue now. I am cheering with the Germans, with no reason to do so other than living here and having seen an absence of loutishness and xenophobia in coming to this point.

I want Germany to win - if only for the party on Sunday night ;)

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Berlin/deu

Hi juti!

I watched it in Neukölln (Ä), we too had a great communal atmosphere between both sets of fans.


Berlin/deu
Just returned from Kurfürstendam street here in Berlin - a big party for any of the teams.


Mainz/deu

I liked the pictures of the German players comforting Hamit. Nuff said.

This is so funny!

Bonn/deu

Hello football experts! I'm just a humble person who doesn't know much about football. I just thought that the 3 (three) german goals looked very nice, especially number 1 and 3. The 2 turkish goals could have been saved by Lehmann who didn't have a very good day yesterday, to put it mildly.

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Travesty Strikes Turkey

Derek Rae says "we thought we'd seen it all" and that's almost right. Technical difficulties robbed the home viewer of half the goals scored in Germany v Turkey. What a bummer!

And then some.

July 1, 2008

Jagr should only be re-signed if he doesn't have to play "5 in the picture". People talk about him resisting that style as if that's a bad thing. If changing tactics is a prerequisite to bringing him back, we should all be rooting for that to happen. Rangers were like 5th in goals against, like 25th in goals scored and they were dreadful to watch most nights. They sucked in the playoffs, too, for the most part.

That said, if it came down to a choice between Jagr and Sundin, I'd rather have Sundin. Difference to me is, Jagr is a powerful player while Sundin is a power player. Rather have him leading by example.

The Theory

Results of experiments on e. coli at Michigan State University have been published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
Historical contingency and the evolution of a key innovation in an experimental population of Escherichia coli

Zachary D. Blount, Christina Z. Borland, and Richard E. Lenski*

Department of Microbiology and Molecular Genetics, Michigan State University, East Lansing, MI 48824

Contributed by Richard E. Lenski, April 9, 2008 (received for review March 26, 2008)

The role of historical contingency in evolution has been much debated, but rarely tested. Twelve initially identical populations of Escherichia coli were founded in 1988 to investigate this issue. They have since evolved in a glucose-limited medium that also contains citrate, which E. coli cannot use as a carbon source under oxic conditions. No population evolved the capacity to exploit citrate for >30,000 generations, although each population tested billions of mutations. A citrate-using (Cit+) variant finally evolved in one population by 31,500 generations, causing an increase in population size and diversity. The long-delayed and unique evolution of this function might indicate the involvement of some extremely rare mutation. Alternately, it may involve an ordinary mutation, but one whose physical occurrence or phenotypic expression is contingent on prior mutations in that population. We tested these hypotheses in experiments that "replayed" evolution from different points in that population's history. We observed no Cit+ mutants among 8.4 x 1012 ancestral cells, nor among 9 x 1012 cells from 60 clones sampled in the first 15,000 generations. However, we observed a significantly greater tendency for later clones to evolve Cit+, indicating that some potentiating mutation arose by 20,000 generations. This potentiating change increased the mutation rate to Cit+ but did not cause generalized hypermutability. Thus, the evolution of this phenotype was contingent on the particular history of that population. More generally, we suggest that historical contingency is especially important when it facilitates the evolution of key innovations that are not easily evolved by gradual, cumulative selection.
In other words, specifically those of a blogger at conservapedia.
There are two claims made in the paper: that a strain of E. colii evolved the ability to utilize citrate, and that the strain first had a mutation which while it did not allow the utilization of citrate, in some fashion potentiated the later mutation. The first claim is supported by the optical density data in figure 1.

The second claim is demonstrated by repeat experiments using stored samples. In some cases, the ability to utilize citrate evolved, in some cases not. They report on the strains used, how often the ability evolved, etc. - divaricatum 11:30 June 20 2008 (PDT)
The argument on the talk page is not significant here. I only wanted to highlight this because it is totally going to cause a storm within the creation vs. evolution community. What this indicates is that life is capable of creating new abilities without having previously the genetic code.

Creationists believe mutation is real. Happens all the time. Some genetic code shuts down or begins to work. Here is a case where it
seems creationists must face a possibility they've previously held fast can't be true. E. coli got something from nothing.

Wow. It's magic.

Of course the mystery is still there as to how it did it. The only thing the research team knew for sure is when a mutation sequence began that resulted in novel information, and they could make more of it do it again.

But it does not rule out God. It does offer a challenge to young earth creationism, sudden emergence, and the literal word of the Holy Bible.

Evolutionists of course love this for the threat it poses to intelligent design.
Bacteria make major evolutionary shift in the lab

A major evolutionary innovation has unfurled right in front of researchers' eyes. It's the first time evolution has been caught in the act of making such a rare and complex new trait.

And because the species in question is a bacterium, scientists have been able to replay history to show how this evolutionary novelty grew from the accumulation of unpredictable, chance events.

Twenty years ago, evolutionary biologist Richard Lenski of Michigan State University in East Lansing, US, took a single Escherichia coli bacterium and used its descendants to found 12 laboratory populations.

The 12 have been growing ever since, gradually accumulating mutations and evolving for more than 44,000 generations, while Lenski watches what happens.

Profound change

Mostly, the patterns Lenski saw were similar in each separate population. All 12 evolved larger cells, for example, as well as faster growth rates on the glucose they were fed, and lower peak population densities.

But sometime around the 31,500th generation, something dramatic happened in just one of the populations – the bacteria suddenly acquired the ability to metabolise citrate, a second nutrient in their culture medium that E. coli normally cannot use.

Indeed, the inability to use citrate is one of the traits by which bacteriologists distinguish E. coli from other species. The citrate-using mutants increased in population size and diversity.

"It's the most profound change we have seen during the experiment. This was clearly something quite different for them, and it's outside what was normally considered the bounds of E. coli as a species, which makes it especially interesting," says Lenski.

Rare mutation?

By this time, Lenski calculated, enough bacterial cells had lived and died that all simple mutations must already have occurred several times over.

That meant the "citrate-plus" trait must have been something special – either it was a single mutation of an unusually improbable sort, a rare chromosome inversion, say, or else gaining the ability to use citrate required the accumulation of several mutations in sequence.

To find out which, Lenski turned to his freezer, where he had saved samples of each population every 500 generations. These allowed him to replay history from any starting point he chose, by reviving the bacteria and letting evolution "replay" again.

Would the same population evolve Cit+ again, he wondered, or would any of the 12 be equally likely to hit the jackpot?

Evidence of evolution

The replays showed that even when he looked at trillions of cells, only the original population re-evolved Cit+ – and only when he started the replay from generation 20,000 or greater. Something, he concluded, must have happened around generation 20,000 that laid the groundwork for Cit+ to later evolve.

Lenski and his colleagues are now working to identify just what that earlier change was, and how it made the Cit+ mutation possible more than 10,000 generations later.

In the meantime, the experiment stands as proof that evolution does not always lead to the best possible outcome. Instead, a chance event can sometimes open evolutionary doors for one population that remain forever closed to other populations with different histories.

Lenski's experiment is also yet another poke in the eye for anti-evolutionists, notes Jerry Coyne, an evolutionary biologist at the University of Chicago. (Am thinking creationists would wonder "what other pokes do you mean?" --ed.)

"The thing I like most is it says you can get these complex traits evolving by a combination of unlikely events," he says. "That's just what creationists say can't happen."

Of course I didn't get how serious this was until I read the words of NS writer Bob Holmes. So it isn't just novel information, it required a series of mutations to do it. That could be the model for why eyes evolved, or how scales became breasts or how eggs became wombs. Either it mutated over and over again because it wouldn't give up until it got what it wanted, or it was part of a sequence of planned steps to achieve more robust colonies through learning how to take what was once nothing of value and turn it into a source to metabolize.

Did I say wow. I really mean it now

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Delayed gratification

Zidane and Wenger. Coca-Cola strip in the background. Meta fooqin physical! Zidane looks influential, still. In fact, tonight here's a prediction:

Zizou is the heir to der Kaiser's throne.

But, what do I know?

Funny.

This week...what would Charlemagne think?

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Silly Gus

I'm watching Netherlands v. Russia at UEFA's Euro2008. DV-R'ed it like 8 hours ago. 11th minute I have to jump to this:

Comparative face time Van Basten v. Hiddink: who told Gus to wear that shirt? I'm thinking Holland definitely wins this tie.

Are or is?

...the Theory_of_evolution and pro-choice incompatible?

aka 80ism

Lord Lytton accidentally reveals how the theory of evolution is dead on arrival. Everything can be accounted for by natural processes, Bulwer proposes in The Haunter and the Haunted. More specifically, every phenomenon has behind it a natural law which can be adduced. There is no supernatural agency. It's all either "science" not yet discovered or knowledge that has always been held back. Yet another example of science without boundaries.

Problem for evolutionists: when trying to subtract supernaturalism from irreducible complexity they eliminate from the debate the notion that a process beyond science could be responsible for the origin of life, the chemistry to biology event horizon, that isn't supernatural by definition.

(Guess that's circular. How it could have turned out like that must be a good thing. B/c it's funny how the second part somehow manages to connect with the first part. Didn't seem likely from the first part.)

Friday, June 20, 2008

Daft Draft, pt 1

Turns out Versus did a great job. Helps a whole lot that they just picked up the Canada guys feed.

Meanwhile....

I am way bummed about this pick.

Woodlief, 04/15/08:

(H)is skating and balance are poor, and his defensive zone positioning is awful. He simply cannot read developing plays quickly and react properly.

Last year the 2nd rd pick was wasted on that goalie. This year....

Good thing new guys are running the draft.

From Blueshirt Bulletin:

E.J. Maguire calls Del Zotto, who wears #4 in honor of Bobby Orr, "the new breed offensive defenseman who jumps up into the rush effectively; he either follows up a rush to add a second dimension or is capable of leading the rush himself."
Like in what universe is that "new breed"? It's like these quotes are made up.

"He continues to improve defensively on a daily basis." His GM, Brad Selwood, said.

That quote is moronic! "On a daily basis"? Sounds like it either was said mindlessly or insincerely. If it was said at all.

"I'm trying to work on my game right now to be an all–around defenseman."

How about "I'm working to be an all around defenseman"? Who's writing these quotes?

"I got off to a slow start but I really wanted to focus on my defensive game."

Good Gawd! After the season the scouts called him out for sucking defensively. "I really wanted to focus on my defensive game." Is he ultimately saying, "I can't get better defensively"?

"I've found the best way to shut down a player is not having them have the puck."
How about "crushing a guy is the best way to shut down a guy"?

"Whenever they have the puck, I get a chance to play the body and make them not want to come back into my corner."

Oooh...very scary!

"He's a great passer with a good shot," said TSN analyst Pierre McGuire. "Maturity is a question mark."

Great...just what we need! He could make us all forget about Roszival. I don't even want to speculate about that second part.

"There probably isn’t a defenseman in this class that has a higher offensive upside than Michael Del Zotto."

Yeah right! Guess that's why Dubi won't vouch for it. "Above and beyond normal"? wtf

Woodlief, again via Dubi @ Blueshirt Bulletin:

"(H)is decision making in his own end can be downright atrocious, and hockey sense is not something you can work on or acquire, as with some other skills."

At least he's "cute".

*sigh*

NHL Draft Tonight!

Yeah the whole Versus thing is excruciating.

I hope the Rangers get a first liner. Then an All Star defenseman. And please please please: don't take a goalie before round 6. Preferably the best amateur in all of Alaska. Although it's a small sample size, every known Alaskan in the NHL has a certain charisma. Of course I only know of Scott Gomez and Brandon Dubinsky, but that's a great nucleus.

I don’t care who the Rangers roll next year as long as they are “more cohesive” on the ice. One team, one style. Not some guys skate, others float. What did Babcock say about the Wings: “there best players are the best workers”, or something like that? That shouldn’t be an observation but a prerequisite on the Rangers.

Oh wait…there’s one guy, and one guy only, whose employment next season has had me on tenterhooks all spring. Please Glen, please, do not resign Brendan Shanahan. Slow, doesn’t hit, loses battles for the puck along the boards because he doesn’t do gritty anymore, will never fight again, always on the PP shoots high because he’s more likely to score but then there’s never any rebounds only he looks like he doesn’t care about that. And, he only skates hard during the shootouts.

Who cares if he is a likeable guy. He should retire and do TV. Like between the benches work.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Avery Gets Cut

Sean Avery's lacerated spleen caught the attention of a blogger at Blueshirt Bulletin. Girl said something like, if they took Avery to the hospital for a lacerated spleen and didn't operate on him, exactly what did they do and why was he in the intensive care for two days? Did they lie him down in a certain way? Spray him with that freezy stuff they use in soccer when a player is pretending to be hurt? Give him blood thickeners (is there such a thing?)? Yeah, I thought. What is up with that story?

Today Jim Matheson of the Canadian press did Glen Sather's bidding it seems.
Sean Avery, who's spending his summer working at Vogue magazine, wants $3.5 million a season. But the New York Rangers, as much as they know that Avery is a huge fan favourite, aren't going to give him that much. He's a third-liner and he's not that popular in his own dressing room.
Sunday past Matheson had this item. Slats shows no mercy as he lacerates Avery with extreme prejudice.
"Elisha Cuthbert, who co-stars on the television program 24, looks better on the arm of Edmonton product turned Calgary Flames star defenceman Dion Phaneuf than NHL pest Sean Avery, her former beau."
Wonder if that mentioning of Edmonton in the Phaneuf item was a slick Sather reference. Like, look, don't fuck with me, boy! Or, maybe he just wanted Avery to know ultimately how he appreciated Sean's contribution. These items seem designed not just to cushion Rangers fan disappointment. It's like Sather wants to eff it up for him with other teams.

But, what do I know?

Is there a hidden story here? Keep thinking about the Mary Kate Olsen rumor. There never were pictures of them together which to me strongly suggests it never really happened. Yet tmz had it.

MK was also linked to the tragic death of Heath Ledger. Then she's dating the Fiat heir who last year od'ed.

So, we have two guys closely associated with her. And with od'ing.

Avery goes to hospital and what the Rangers claim is curious. Okay.

Like to point out also that John Dellapina in the Daily News was the first to report Avery's being admitted. His original story didn't jibe with what the Rangers ultimately got reporters to say. He retracted, sort of. Incredibly perhaps, during the Finals Sather gave JDP the only interview a NY writer got with him all year. JDP says he just happened to run into him and Sather reached out.

Oh well. The important thing is Friday. I hope the Rangers pick a winner in every round.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Duopoly

Great to see Ibrahimovic scoring. Now if only he'd bear down a little when he has to pass. Awesome also seeing how the English game has made a distinction between Torres and his teammates.

Carles Puyol left the game early. Must be an injury. Puyol is one of the best embellishers. Fake injury switch on and his body contorts with fury. Like a perfectly healthy tree undergoing spontaneous petrification, or something. It really sets a tone how his body gets behind the ploy. Lots of face. Both palms at the alleged injury point. The hair rattling as his face deploys pain like symptoms shock. His teeth. The writhing. Hope Puyol comes back next game. Many after, too.

Wonder if Fabregas would start if he played in Spain. Fair if true. Even if by being in London he gains a different fitness and mentality that could be an asset to share. For an international, the English experience improves a players ability more than any other league, imo. Like we see with Torres and we don't see, since Cesc isn't in. Take out Iniesta, play Cesc. But, what do I know? It just seems natural that maybe Cesc and Torres provide 1-2 with pace. Xavi, Silver and Villa share a more continental build up model. But, what do I know?

Definitely weird ending to the first period. Amazing that blunder still happens. FIFA should tell its refs: never blow the first half whistle whilst the defending team is vulnerable to an imminent cross to the six. Or, however they want to put

Update: Spain puts in Fabregas. No noticeable difference. But then, considering I was way wrong above...what do I know?

Friday, June 13, 2008

Serving Soccer

Paulie they called me for years at Fior d'Italia, America's Oldest Italian Restaurant(TM). Pele changed all that.

iirc, 1999, a hotel calls. Do we stay open late for Pele? Fior has been operating since 1886.

Pele's party is elegant and friendly. Servers from around North Beach come to him. Pele gives everybody an autograph. I chose his vodka. Absolut. Pele drank some.

Pele signs for dinner. The tip is well taken.

Pele is so cool you never want to refer to him by a pronoun. "He was charming" versus "Pele was charming"? Pele's Law: Utter proper name only. Makes your sentence livelier.

Paule they called me at Fior d'Italia until my final day, after Pele left. It was based on two gags. Pele stopped by the bar and thanked me for "introducing soccer to America."

Then he said, "mind if I call you Paule?" Ruben heard it first that night. Larive the next day laughed at it. Gina (Dahler) almost laughed before throwing a towel at me.

Franz Beckenbauer is the most powerful man in football, would anybody not consider the question ridiculous?
Franz Anton Beckenbauer (born September 11, 1945) is a German football coach, manager, and former player, nicknamed der Kaiser ("the emperor") because of his elegant style, his leadership qualities, his first name "Franz" (reminiscent of the Austrian emperors called Francis in English), and his dominance on the football pitch.
Beckenbauer is one of two men (with Mario Zagallo) to have won the Cup as player and as coach, and he is the only man to have won the title as team captain as well as coach.

In his first ever World Cup match, against Switzerland, he scored twice.

From 28 December 1993 until 30 June 1994, and then from 29 April 1996 until 30 June of the same year, he coached Bayern Munich. His brief spells in charge saw him collect two further honours - the Bundesliga title in 1994 and the UEFA Cup in 1996.

In 1994 he took on the role of club president at Bayern, and much of the Munich giants' success in the following years has been credited to his astute management. Following the club's decision to change from an association to a limited company, he has been chairman of the advisory board since the beginning of 2002.

In 1998 he became vice-president of the DFB. At the end of the 1990s, Beckenbauer headed the successful bid by Germany to organize the FIFA World Cup 2006. He chaired the organizational committee for the World Cup and was a commentator for the Bild-Zeitung.

Beckenbauer runs the German National Team and Bayern Munich.

Beijing calls him a monarch.
INNSBRUCK, June 9 (Xinhua) -- Franz Beckenbauer has called for Jens Lehmann to cede his position as Germany goalkeeper after Euro2008 in order to give younger players a chance.

According to Deutsche Welle's report on Monday, the German soccer monarch hailed the ongoing European Championship at Switzerland and Austria as a perfect opportunity for Lehmann, 38, to step aside from national duties to make room for the country's up-and-coming prospects.

"Such a tournament is always an opportunity to quit and to allow a new era to start," said Beckenbauer.

"I would tell Jens to retire after Euro to give younger men a chance to play."

What are the odds Lehman is capped in South Africa?

Franz Beckenbauer yesterday on video at bild.de made his feelings known about UEFA's Euro 2008. For der kult Kaiser.
Hamburg - Germany must even fear Austria at Euro 2008 after being brought down to earth harshly by Croatia, German football icon Franz Beckenbauer warned on Friday. Beckenbauer said in his column in Friday's edition of the Bild daily that he had never expected such a decline in the form of a 2-1 loss the previous day against Croatia, four day's after Michael Ballack and company had convincingly beat Poland 2-0. "I said after the Poland match that we don't have to fear any one if we play like this. After this defeat it's the other way round: We must even fear Austria if we play like this," Beckenbauer warned. Germany require a draw to make the quarter-finals.

Beckenbauer said he was "aghast" about Germany's performance, saying "I have rarely seen such contrasting showings." He urged coach Joachim Loew and the team to analyse the game quickly and then "to approach the Austria match on Monday with power."However, Beckenbauer, who captained Germany to its first of three Euro titles in 1972, remained upbeat that the Germans will advance into Thursday's knockout match with Portugal, naming elimination "unthinkable."Bild itself spoke of a "Kroatastrohe," Spanish sports daily AS named the German game "primitive" compared to Croatian "genius" and England's The Guardian said that Germany was "mortified" in the end.
The video was mesmerising. Opens with der Kaiser playing keepy uppy. It reminds me of a five point star. In the background is a graven image of Petr Cech. It's pentagonal. His opening line is tight. He he.

Don't speak German? Doesn't matter. After you watch it, repeat. But, only listen to it.

Beckenbauer was the first sweeper. Nobody ever uses one now.

When I was a kid I watched Franz Anton sweep for the Cosmos. Downing Stadium I get a rush thinking about. Old New York lost in my lifetime. Never went there but still I'm reminded of nostalgia like symptoms. Might be from times watching the Cosmos on TV. It's all a blur now, of course. Imperator Francis will one day contribute the closest thing to a transitional fossil.

Do they engineer the game? Why know? It will always end in tears. Isn't that enough?

What if Holland wins the FIFA World Cup in 2010? Maybe we are being prepared for a weird joke, or worse. What if it is engineered? Who could do it? Who cares? Why do it is more interesting. Limited though either notion is. Who cares if it's fixed? Makes the whole thing more fascinating. On one level, if it is. Then you can ask questions about genetic engineering. Are they among us now? Are we all they?

I was a sports nut when I was young. Guess I still am.

Pitched a no hitter in Little League. 4-0 over the Fire Department. In another era I might have been approached by pros. Two guys I could never strike out. Carl Habib and the late, great Tommy Monahan. Miss you, brother.

Funny how somebody like der Kaiser today matters so much. Again. I was proud of being a Cosmos fan. What a rube.

Sorry...the pastes coming up might have been more conscientiously presented. What am I supposed to do?

It seems like der Kaiser is the face of the world's 2nd largest publisher.
Axel Springer AG is one of the largest newspaper publishing companies in Europe, having over 150 newspapers and magazines in over 30 countries, including several Central and Eastern European countries: Hungary, Poland, the Czech Republic, Russia and western European countries: Germany, France, Spain, Switzerland, more than 10,000 employees with annual revenues and income on the scale of €1 billion. It was started in 1946/1947 by journalist Axel Springer [1].
Along the way I've come across:

Springer Science+Business Media or Springer (IPA: [ˈʃpʁɪŋɐ]) is a worldwide publishing company based in Germany with major offices in Berlin, Heidelberg, Dordrecht (Netherlands) and New York, which focuses on academic journals and books in the fields of science, technology, mathematics, and medicine. Within the Science, Technology, and Medicine sector, Springer is the largest book publisher, and second-largest journal publisher worldwide (the largest being Elsevier), with over 60 publishing houses, 1,900 journals, 5,500 new books published each year, sales of 924 million euro (in 2006) and 5,000 employees.[1]

Just looked for Springer in the 1929 Britannica, Vol. "Sord to Text", Vol. XXI, p. 264 ) and the 1973 New Standard XXII, S-563:

This is what the Britannica has:
SPRINGER, the term given in architecture to the stone from which an arch springs (see ARCH) ; in some cases this is the stone resting on the impost or capital, the upper surface of which is a plane directed to the centre of the arch.
NSE got nothing:
Spring Caliper. See Caliper.
Spring Tide. See Tide.
Owen Hargreaves was raised in remote Canada until at 16 he moved to Munich, to play for der Kaiser. Weirdly mirrors the youth of Prince Philip. I apologize for the indelicate association.

As an international he could have represented Canada, Wales or England. I'm predicting by 2010 the lad will be Captain of club and country.






Not hockey (so far)

Wondering if Italy is thinking about dropping Pirlo for the France match. If Holland take the three from Rumania, it could set up the 2006 World Cup rematch top dream of: win if you want to live.

Benzema isn't in the starting 11 against Holland. I was hoping to see the form which allegedly makes him so coveted, esp. by Sir Alex. Andy Gray says he's too young to play in the hole.

Have to begrudgingly admit respecting Dirk Kuyt. He may be dorky but he is no donkey. If Gerrard had Kuyt's bottle right now England would be on the continent.

In the first half Adrian Healey and Andy Gray discussed Thierry Henry's goals for France. Instead of telling us how many of his 44 strikes in 101 games came in friendly matches, they just vaguely concurred with the notion that Henry may be a great goal scorer but perhaps not often enough a scorer of great goals.

People from somewhere else perhaps with some justification have accused American sports broadcasting of being stats happy. Maybe the commentators in this instance would have done well to provide the audience reportage, American style. Must be better than gossip, right?

Adrian later in the half mused that Henry doesn't score many with his head. Andy said, "few and far between."

These guys maybe don't like Henry? One of the few footballers American audiences see in commercials yet he seems to rank high for stick among certain fans. At Barcelona this campaign past he allegedly experienced tough-season like-symptoms.

Watching the game delayed two hours. At the half I search for Henry's goal scoring record. It isn't going well. So I give up. Along the way I noticed he actually had 45 goals in 101 appearances. A few minutes later, I realize he would end up scoring in the Holland game.

After the game does one say Henry had a great match or no?

Henry scored an insurance goal for Arsenal in a league match I was watching. Then he retrieved the ball from the net and handed it to the beaten keeper. Real class, that.

First time I ever had almost-tripping like-symptoms was during a shot of Hargreaves entering the director's box at OT during a Man U game. The arc of the whole culture thing never seemed so brilliant. Happened again with Robben, Sneijder and Van Persie. The wunderkids of the Old World gig must be heavy. Real Madrid times two and Arsenal: when healthy each is automatic first 11 . As they are for Holland.

Can see why that boy Ronaldo must play for the world's number 1 club.


Friday, June 6, 2008

My Three Drugs

Chip, Trip and Drip.

Okay...maybe not a primo joke or whatever. Add in the theme song and some new cartoons exploiting the best jokes to be had from the waiving hands/drugs references...maybe then it's a short term comet...or not. What do I know?

Olsens update...as we are fan...

New Olsens video today on the Inplanet. It seeks to ridicule. No link here.

Mike Milbury redeems himself

After the Stanley Cup Finals, the New York Rangers brain trust pictured in the wake of another weak result.

Tiger Woods disses hockey.

Of all people, Mike Milbury is the action hero.
You know what? I'm going to change the name now,” Milbury said, according to the Globe and Mail. “It's gonna be Tiger Wuss. Here's a guy that took about three months to get over a simple arthroscopic surgery. You look at Ryan Malone (a Penguins forward). His face exploded with a slap shot last night – he's back out in 10 minutes!

“Keep your yap shut, Tiger, or I'll send a couple wingers down there – to tidy you up a little bit, meathead.”

Hey Mike, what should we expect? Golf and C SPAN share a common ancestor.


Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Tom Renney is a donkey.

Sam Weinman's blog on Jagr and Avery. Here's what I wrote. It's not stupendous or anything but since I put it out there I figured I should save it here.

The most crucial decision is Shanahan. If he’s brought back there’s no way the Rangers can achieve unity of purpose like both finalists have. With an up tempo team Jagr would thrive. We’ll see, since he kind of made it known he doesn’t want more “5 in the picture” system from Renney, that donkey.

Renney is totally full of himself. That’s why he coaches like he does. If he turned the team loose and they dialed in and played to win, not make the shootout, he’d be accused of being a good coach in the sense that he stays out of the way.

But if he can get Jagr playing defense then from afar people will say he must be a great coach to get Jagr to play that way. Even if it kills the Rangers the donkey has probably earned another head coaching job after Sather torches him when we miss the playoffs.

As further proof of Renney’s motives, the power play which he never shook up. To the fans he never says I made a mistake, he says we tell them what to do and they don’t do it.